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2017-11-07 - Police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge', in Darmstadt (Germany):
http://www.dw.com/en/german-police-pull-python-out-of-mans-pants-after-noticing-considerable-bulge/a-41288230
http://koin.com/2017/11/08/germany-police-detain-man-hiding-python-in-his-pants/
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Re: Police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge'
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2017, 06:47:53 AM »
2017-11-07 - Police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge', in Darmstadt (Germany):
http://www.dw.com/en/german-police-pull-python-out-of-mans-pants-after-noticing-considerable-bulge/a-41288230
http://koin.com/2017/11/08/germany-police-detain-man-hiding-python-in-his-pants/

Now THAT's funny. Like something I'd have said back in the day.

""Wanna see a baby python?"
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Re: Police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge'
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2017, 07:10:45 AM »
2017-11-07 - Police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge', in Darmstadt (Germany):
http://www.dw.com/en/german-police-pull-python-out-of-mans-pants-after-noticing-considerable-bulge/a-41288230
http://koin.com/2017/11/08/germany-police-detain-man-hiding-python-in-his-pants/

Now THAT's funny. Like something I'd have said back in the day.

""Wanna see a baby python?"

Good thing you didn't.  You would be facing lawsuits for sexual harrassment today.  ::)

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Re: Police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge'
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2017, 07:32:29 AM »
2017-11-07 - Police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge', in Darmstadt (Germany):
http://www.dw.com/en/german-police-pull-python-out-of-mans-pants-after-noticing-considerable-bulge/a-41288230
http://koin.com/2017/11/08/germany-police-detain-man-hiding-python-in-his-pants/

Now THAT's funny. Like something I'd have said back in the day.

""Wanna see a baby python?"

Good thing you didn't.  You would be facing lawsuits for sexual harrassment today.  ::)

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Back in the day, I did far worse. But the world was different then. I dated women from my workplaces. When I was drunk, my car somehow took me home without incident. You could have an argument with someone with different politics and not be afraid that they wold stalk you and make plans to murder you.

I would be completely at sea trying to be a young adult male these days. At least in terms of meeting women.
IN terms of getting along with women, one thing still works: ask a sincere question, and listen to the answer.
"...reprehensible lying communist..."

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Re: Police pull python out of man's pants after noticing 'considerable bulge'
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2017, 07:43:31 AM »
IN terms of getting along with women, one thing still works: ask a sincere question, and listen to the answer.

It only works if they listen to you.  My ex-wife never did.  I find this to be a systemic problem with women.

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