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Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge, Coke is Toast....
« on: July 14, 2018, 02:02:09 PM »
This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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Re: Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge, Coke is Toast....
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2018, 02:06:02 PM »
Nah, Coca-cola will just merge with Eli Lilly, and the term "all coked up" will come to have a whole new meaning.
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Re: Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge, Coke is Toast....
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2018, 03:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Eddie on July 14, 2018, 02:06:02 PM
Nah, Coca-cola will just merge with Eli Lilly, and the term "all coked up" will come to have a whole new meaning.
cialis and coke. There is a market there...
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Re: Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge, Coke is Toast....
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2018, 03:16:57 PM »
And Annheuser-Busch.

Or maybe Coors now. A nice but very politically conservative beer.
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Re: Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge, Coke is Toast....
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2018, 04:44:01 PM »
Quote from: azozeo on July 14, 2018, 02:02:09 PM
This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Bahahahahah....
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Re: Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge, Coke is Toast....
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2018, 04:57:20 PM »
Quote from: David B. on July 14, 2018, 03:05:36 PM
Quote from: Eddie on July 14, 2018, 02:06:02 PM
Nah, Coca-cola will just merge with Eli Lilly, and the term "all coked up" will come to have a whole new meaning.
cialis and coke. There is a market there...


Beats Jack n' Coke. Those 2 never gave me a stiffy, just a spinny ......
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