I don't play war games w/girls.....
When I did, back in day. I kept getting shot in the jewels 
That was the extent of my exposure w/paint ball in the desert at 6' 5" . No Bueno Amigo's
It's safe. The Internet provides a shield for your Family Jewels. 
RE
Would we be hostiles or friendlies ....... Is there a choice (folks luuuuv choices)
Try it out, it's FREE to start.
I played for a full month for free before I coughed up some FRNs or joined a Clan. There are a lot of shithole Clans out there. Don't jump into any Clan that invites you for a while getting to know the Game. If you like the game, I'll talk to the other MNNC Clanners (all Ruskies! lol) about inviting you into our Clan.
https://plarium.com/en/strategy-games/vikings-war-of-clans/game/
RE
As an old fart, I'm mostly adverse to change

The squeak in my squeak toy at the poker table is growing faint

I've played now at 4 different sites for about ten years. I believe I started
back in '11....
I've managed to acquire 2 billion chips since this past August at the current site playing 200k a hand. It's gotten to the point where I'm there basically
to piss off the mods when I unload verbally on the bingo trolls that "BUY" chips with real phoney money from there AmEx black cards & go around
loading the boat pre flop. Go all in..... Every Fucking hand. That's not strategy that's mental retardation. In vegas baby that'll get you a free room
& hot & cold hookers & blo as long as the mailbox money never runs out. Pissing off mods puts squeak back in the squeak toy

That must be the Ashvin/Moriarty gene in me, kickin' in

The current site is Zynga. They have the best graphics & you get to upload your own picture instead of being some lame-O cartoon image. I've been here
before when I first started playing the game. I left for the fact that to play here you MUST participate with ZUCK. FB & Zynga are mano E mano...
I closed out my original FB acct. after my altercation with crooked Joe & the letter agency from back in the day. I really wasn't much of a poster or
surfer then anyway.
I'm only on FB exclusively, in a private group to be connected with my fellow Hypno practioners. We trade war stories & techniques to chase spooks
around the cosmos. For that one reason I'll tolerate the Zuck & give permission for these losers to rummage through my cyber life which is about as bland as it comes.
I don't keep much of any value on the web anymore after going toe 2 toe with a letter agency & still being a free man (or so they say) ......
Burn me once, shame on you, etc.....
Long story short, Let me mull the situation over in the hamster wheel, & I'll have a come to Jayzus mtng with my higher self & see where we go.
Fair enuf ?