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Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« on: June 10, 2015, 08:09:06 AM »
In order to help RE get ready to take the Diner public as a Doomer dating site and become shockingly rich and therefore able to afford his desperately needed surgery, I have decided to post some articles of interest to the fairer smarter sex, and maybe some fashion pieces to pique the interest of the ladies who are too shy to write the long rants they are probably just dying to share.

For a start here are some outfits for summer that I'm assured are the latest look in Doomer couture:


Amish Casual 1915 2015


Beach Togs for Summer

And for those gals who can't wait to defend their families from zombies and over-zealous federal agents:




 

One reason Doomer women probably don't participate on the diner forum is because they're busy home-schooling their children:



Or working in the garden:



Or meditating:









« Last Edit: June 10, 2015, 08:22:07 AM by Eddie »
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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2015, 08:17:34 AM »
My pirated pics have been removed...wow, that was fast. I'll have to look for some more.
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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2015, 08:27:00 AM »
My pirated pics have been removed...wow, that was fast. I'll have to look for some more.

I can capture any pic, anytime, from anywhere.  So if you run into problems with this, lemme know.

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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2015, 09:01:43 AM »

Beach Togs for Summer
That is so last century....

The hottest fashion trend worldwide this century...

The BURKINI
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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2015, 09:25:08 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/j44nP2J23Jk&fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/j44nP2J23Jk&fs=1</a>
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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2015, 11:05:20 AM »
Must be a slooooooow day in doom if we have to resort to this thread
for entertainment .....

I'll spice things up a bit. What rock is Moriarty hiding under. I'll flush him out  :icon_scratch:
I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why youíre here. Youíre here because you know something. What you know you canít explain, but you feel it. Youíve felt it your entire life, that thereís something wrong with the world.
You donít know what it is but its there, like a splinter in your mind

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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2015, 11:07:39 AM »
Okay, I'm going to get serious about attracting Doomer women.

Better than pheromones.... baby goat videos...

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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2015, 11:10:59 AM »
Must be a slooooooow day in doom if we have to resort to this thread
for entertainment ....


Hey, I'm trying to address a real problem here.  Doom has a serious issue with gender demographics . :)
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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2015, 11:27:35 AM »
Must be a slooooooow day in doom if we have to resort to this thread
for entertainment ....


Hey, I'm trying to address a real problem here.  Doom has a serious issue with gender demographics . :)


They're all part of the sisterhood of death, the female Illuminati

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I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why youíre here. Youíre here because you know something. What you know you canít explain, but you feel it. Youíve felt it your entire life, that thereís something wrong with the world.
You donít know what it is but its there, like a splinter in your mind

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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2015, 11:48:36 AM »
They're all part of the sisterhood of death, the female Illuminati

Dude! Where do you find this stuff?

I am amazed. I take off my tin-foil hat to you, sir!
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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2015, 11:53:39 AM »
Stick to teeth & old Mcdonald verse's

I had this great idea for a Dr. Suess parody, but then I found out the good doctor's estate sues people who do that.

It was gonna be about saving the planet sorta like if the Cat in the Hat was doing it...the working title was "Somebody has to, you see!"


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Re: Doom Fashion...or Why There Are so Few Female Doomers
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2015, 01:27:18 PM »
They're all part of the sisterhood of death, the female Illuminati

Dude! Where do you find this stuff?

I am amazed. I take off my tin-foil hat to you, sir!


Bro, slip into 6th gear, put on your blinker & ease on up to the diamond
lane of doom here at the diner autobahn. Yeah the creep show runs real deep
with the sisterhood. You never heard of Lorena "Bob"it !
She was mentioned in the clan. There's some evil princess' in the shadows
out there.

Here's Michael's latest info on this subject. It'll make you sleep front side down
for awhile.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/R2avqzG3zCc&fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/R2avqzG3zCc&fs=1</a>
I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why youíre here. Youíre here because you know something. What you know you canít explain, but you feel it. Youíve felt it your entire life, that thereís something wrong with the world.
You donít know what it is but its there, like a splinter in your mind

 

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